{"product_id":"sin-cafeina-decaf-copy","title":"¡Sin Cafeína! Subscription (Decaf)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHot Damn!  You ain’t getting high, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebut this bag contains delectably \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edelicious and finger-lickin’ good \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ecaffeine-free coffee! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo decaffeination chemicals are used here! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProcessed by the crispest, cleanest \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewaters of Central America.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf this poetry sounds generic, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eunderstand we don’t really care! W\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ee’re just delivering the best decaf \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ecoffee \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewe can to make people happy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDrink coffee, Say Hi!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a Swiss water-processed coffee from Colombia, with notes of plum, dark chocolate, and floral. \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Check Your Decaf\" href=\"https:\/\/checkyourdecaf.org\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCheck your current coffee to find out if it has chemicals\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eNet Wt: 12oz\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e*** Sold as whole bean by default. If you would like it ground, please select your preference – drip, espresso, or press.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease review our \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" class=\"text-link\" title=\"Shipping Schedule\" href=\"https:\/\/www.darkmattercoffee.mom\/pages\/shipping\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eshipping schedule\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e Web orders are processed in the order they are received and not available for same-day pickup.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dark Matter Coffee","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":42038187196510,"sku":"002-005-DEC-WB","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Drip Grind","offer_id":42038187229278,"sku":"002-005-DEC-DRP","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso Grind","offer_id":42038187262046,"sku":"002-005-DEC-ESP","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Press Pot Grind","offer_id":42038187294814,"sku":"002-005-DEC-PP","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pour Over Grind","offer_id":42038187327582,"sku":"002-005-DEC-POUR","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0294\/6861\/files\/Decaf-Bag-_Shopify.png?v=1763072003","url":"https:\/\/www.darkmattercoffee.mom\/products\/sin-cafeina-decaf-copy","provider":"Dark Matter Coffee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}